Dear Black Santa – Dax lyrics

Lyrics Dear Black Santa – Dax

Dear Black Santa lyrics
Dear Mr. Santa (hello)
My name is Dax and I’ve been a good kid
I made a list of the s**t that I wanted this year
Did you read it? I’m hoping you did (you did?)
I put my country, my state, my street, my chimney
Just so you know where I live (google maps)
Stop watching porn, gave to the homeless (so like, damn dude)
Don’t be a b***h!
Yeah I want a cadillac color matte black (skrr)
Yeah I want a thick b***h with a fat a*s (hm)
Yeah I want a crib to crash with a pool in the corner and a golf course all in the back (yah)
Yeah I want Gucci, Prada coupled with a million dollars crystal
Grab my million followers take out you from benihana (b***h)
I’m getting followed back from Lele Pons (where you at)
I need a Drake feature on a song
I could probably do this s**t myself and all
But I ain’t really tryna wait that long (facts)
So Santa this is my list and I’m confident in you that you will complete it
Me and your daughter are friends and if I don’t get all of my s**t

Dear Mr. Dax
I took the time to go over your list
And unfortunately I’m sorry to say
You have been a bad kid (very naughty)
I can get some s**t but not all those god damn gifts (sorry)
And as for my daughter young man
There ain’t no way your f*****g that b***h

Man, f**k you Santa
I don’t even want your gifts
I don’t even want that car
I don’t even want that b***h
I don’t even want that s**t
Now I want Miss Clause
Now you saying is Ho Ho Ho Ho
Watch this on my po po po po
Keep my wrist fro fro fro froze
When I play games with Rudolph
Yeah yeah yeah
I’m crazy Santa
Gave her the d**k, banana
Came through with the heat, pajamas
Butt cheeks through the sheets, vagina
So what does that mean?
I think it means that I went out away
I’ll leave you cookies and milk and a note in the table
And here is what that s**t’s gonna say:
Make sure you clean the mahfucking chimney (I want it spotless)
Make sure you turn off the lights when you done
(got bills to pay dude)
Make sure you leave me a tip on the table (thats right for me)
Don’t eat two cookies your fat a*s gets one
Don’t forget to leave s**t in my sock yeah you know where it’s at
Milk, chocolates, some henny and condoms with that
Xanax, weed to sell in the track
Don’t lie Santa, boy I know that you’re black
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet
Cupid Dunder and blitz and dog s**t ay
.. mints, Santa
N***a it’s Merry Christmas
(Merry Christmas)
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Dear Black Santa - Dax
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