Mom and Santa – Rustty D lyrics

Lyrics Mom and Santa – Rustty D

Mom and Santa lyrics
Mom was kissin’ Santa Claus
Double take hit pause
It was very cold and I was just trying to cop some socks
Mom was kissin’ Santa Claus
I think that’s against the law
Wish I had some bleach to clean out whatever my eyes just saw
Mom was kissin’ Santa Claus
Big man got the sauce
Kinda wish he didn’t man I’m finished and it’s just because
Mom was kissin’ Santa Claus
Big pause no applause
I’m pretty perplexed puzzled up like a jigsaw

I was sleddin’ down the hill pickin’ up a couple bills
What’s that in my hand oh it’s just a couple bands
Got injured but it’ll heal couple scrapes no big deal
Then I fetched me a meal didn’t pay what a steal

Christmas Eve sledding home then a ring comes from my phone:
“Where are you?”
“Almost home”
“Shouldn’t be sledding alone
It’s getting dark very late”
“Almost home I swear just wait”
“No I won’t wait no more lights out locking the door”

Shoot now I’m locked out sledding till I pass out
I was just tryna cash out I’m not tryna fall out
Tried to find a shortcut end up getting more cuts
Lost my shoes lost my socks could’ve sworn I saw a fox

I thought I was dead meat frostbite all over my feet
Finally arrived home lights out door was closed
Tried to find a way up climbed the tree as back up
Almost up stared in awe through the window when I saw

Mom was kissin’ Santa Claus
Double take hit pause
It was very cold and I was just trying to cop some socks
Mom was kissin’ Santa Claus
I think that’s against the law
Wish I had some bleach to clean out whatever my eyes just saw
Mom was kissin’ Santa Claus
Big man got the sauce
Kinda wish he didn’t man I’m finished and it’s just because
Mom was kissin’ Santa Claus
Big pause no applause
I’m pretty perplexed puzzled up like a jigsawww

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